I’m personally a big Evian fan, but I'll have to buy a few bottles of Voss to see if these guys know what they’re talking about.
That said, the Evian tasting notes are just about bang on:
Whoa, that's a lot of minerals. The electrolyte levels are on overdrive. There is worry among the group about over-hydration. The texture is a little on the thin side. If this were a pair of jeans, it would be skinny, not apple-bottomed.
“Thin” is exactly how I’d describe it.